The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to exist

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!