The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to dance really well

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!