you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to sneeze cum

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to speak in braille...

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!