the power to see the present.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to see John Cena.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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captain obvious

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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the power to lose your power at will

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!