The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to like this power

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to control sloths

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!