To call me maybe

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to sneeze scissors

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to be dead

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!