- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The power to smell thoughts.

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

the power to inhale and exhale air

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

the power to be able to blow air

The power to plank

the power to do two suicide bombings

The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

the power to walk halfway through a wall

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

Pointless Super Powers