The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to see forever

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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A good Kisser

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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the power of words

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!