The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to move something right next to you

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!