The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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the power to fail at everything you

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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captain obvious

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to stay a virgin

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!