The ability to levitate birds

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to create shit

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!