The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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the ability to turn into random hats

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!