The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to shit dirt!

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to give your wife rights

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!