The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to be blind

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to fart pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!