The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to be powerless

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!