the power to see through bananas

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to summon earthworms

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The ability to clean

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!