the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to poke

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to fart mace

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!