The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to fart mace

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!