The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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Grass eating

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!