Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to be a normal human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!