the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!