The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the ability to know what the fox say

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!