the ability to type slower.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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Find Waldo

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the power to seduce hats

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!