The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to live.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to explode on the moon

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God tier Waste of Space

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!