The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to rite liek dis

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power of Acid Tears

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to taste your own spit

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!