The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to herd cats

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to live.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to become a llama.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!