The power to fart upon command.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to die

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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the power of the succulent game

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!