The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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32% Levitation.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to die when you die

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!