The power to not be able to get powers

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to close your nose

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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the power to jerk off

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Lactokinesis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!