that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to explode on the moon

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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A healing punch

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!