The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to have a V8

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The power to eat food.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!