Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to see through air.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!