The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to be pointless!

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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Super-slowness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!