the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to have a V8

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!