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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!