- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power to be a dick.

power to blow up your own head only once,

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to like this power

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

the power to smell shit from miles away

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

They power to be able to make meth.

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

Pointless Super Powers