The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to mind reeds

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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the power to instantly die

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!