The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to see when people fart.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to breathe

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!