The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to only make burnt toast

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!