The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to see forever

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!