The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

The power to be dead

The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

The power to do anything you don't want to do.

The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

Ability to shit nuclear waste

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

the power to shit liquidly

the power to shit bricks

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to be distracted with grea

The power to smell thoughts.

the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

The power to fart upon command.

The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!