The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!