The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The abilty to go through water.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to science.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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the power to get in the van

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the power to like mass effect 3

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to jump faster.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!