The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!