The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!