the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!