The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to live.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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the power to write only the letter R

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!