The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!