The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power of words

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!