The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to plank

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!