The power to see through thin air

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to be pointless!

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!