the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!