The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to not see ads

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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the power to control urine

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to die at will

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The power to be dead

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!