the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to die at will.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power drown in water

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to be a woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!