The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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the power to vote

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!