Immunity to medication

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The power to die

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to bleed

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to be dead

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!