the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to control dodos

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to not be color blind.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!