the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the ability to post here

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to be a walrus

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!