The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!