the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to die at will

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to lose the remote.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!