- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

the ability to smell sounds

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to watch tv

The power to have a stroke at will.

Pointless Super Powers