the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power of words

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!