The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to know that Han Solo dies

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The power to accept the terms and conditions

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

The power to see through a hole

thumb_up thumb_down +120

the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The power to have a pointless power.

thumb_up thumb_down +78

Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Tits for a guy.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to predict the present

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

the power to go on this website

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to have a power

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!