to power to do the bird is the word

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!