The power to shit dirt!

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to be powerless

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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See through invisible people

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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the power to get really mad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!