the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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the power of words

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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the power to go on this website

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!