The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!