The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power of being yourself

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to jump faster.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!