The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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the power to see into the present.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to be powerless.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!