The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to burn the sun.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to control yourself

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!