the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to breathe

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!