The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to not exercise.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to never stop shitting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!