The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!