The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!