- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

to poop a penny every year

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

the power to turn into amy rose

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

A good Kisser

The power to eat ass.

the power to create bad superpowers

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to watch tv

The power to breath at will.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

Pointless Super Powers