The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to science.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!