The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to see air

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to be dead

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!